THIS IS THE BIG ONE.
TOGETHER, WE WILL REDEFINE THE GAME
AND SHOW THE WORLD WHAT GOLD MEDAL PARTYING IS ALL ABOUT!
This is going to be Tom+Gary’s last Decentralized Dance Party for quite some time.
And maybe for all time.
So you’d better be there.
Together, we will host and compete in the Ultimate Party Olympics.
A showcase of Strength, Daring, Dexterity and Uninhibited Self Expression!
There will be Sexy Surprises
Things you cannot imagine
And things you may never fathom.
Grown men will weep openly
Athleticism will meet Art in ungodly configurations
And Music will forever span the Great Human Divide!
Together, we can show the world that Partying is the greatest sport known to Man!
And that Canada does it better than anyone else!
It will look something like this, but many times better, louder and crazier!
