THE SEVEN COMMANDMENTS OF SUCCESSFUL PARTYING
AKA
THE PARTY MANIFESTO
(Version 2.0)
Partying is misunderestimated by 99% of the populace.
Accordingly, it is rarely done properly and has never received the respect it deserves.
Partying is: “forgetting who you are while remembering what you are”.
It is the complete loss of the social conditioning that makes adult life monotonous and depressing and has the power to be a transformational spiritual experience.
AND NOW!
WITH THE RELEASE OF VERSION 2.0
THE FINAL REVELATION OF THE PARTY REVOLUTION:
We declare Partying to be a new religious movement.
Like the others, it promotes Love, Tolerance and Unity.
But unlike the others, it can be freely practiced hand in hand with every other religion.
And rather than worshiping a specific deity, Partying is a non-theistic institution that seeks only to celebrate Divine Human Programming and these universal truths:
MUSIC IS AWESOME
DANCING FEELS GOOD
SHARING THESE THINGS WITH OTHERS MAKES THEM EVEN BETTER
This is True Partying we’re talking about… Partying with a capital “P”
Here’s how you get there.
1. CLOTHING:
Partying is all about letting go of your inhibitions. Kickstart the process by throwing on a ridiculous costume. If the Party has a theme, go to the extreme. Lead the charge and maximize the fun for everyone. Never attempt to Party in normal clothing or look cool, because nothing is cool except having fun and feeling good and sharing that with other people.
2. PROPS:
In order to take the Party to the next level, you must drag out the trampolines, rollerblades, hula hoops, jump ropes, pogo sticks, beach balls, musical instruments and etc. Anything you can hoist, bounce off, or roll on. And share them all night long.
3. MUSIC:
Next-level Partying requires infectious, high-energy stuff that will force everyone to sing and dance. Booty Bass, Eurodance, Party Metal, Jock Jams and Choice Hard Rock. The songs people know and love. And it must be as loud as possible. A Party is no place for conversation.
4. DANCING:
You might think dancing is hard and requires practice. Not so. Just stop thinking, let go and allow the music to be your master. You will instantly be having fun and feeling good and others will be impressed and inspired to dance also.
The one secret to dancing is just bend your knees, one leg at a time. Try it. Right now.
5. BEHAVIOR:
As children, we constantly climb on, jump off, and explore everything. We want to run, scream, sing, dance, and play as hard as our bodies will allow. We are fearlessly responding to nature’s Divine Programming, which western society works very hard to subvert and destroy by incessantly training us to sit still and be quiet and follow the rules and dress and act identically so that we can join the labor force and reproduce another batch who will do the same. It subverts and destroys our natural fun-seeking, creative impulses and is the reason so many are depressed and afraid to sing or dance or deviate from the norm. Overcoming this conditioning is a formidable challenge. Partying can get you there.
6. LOCATION / ATMOSPHERE:
Dark locations lower everyone’s inhibitions and are ideal, although sunglasses can be a viable alternative. Party lights and fog machines are also necessary. The atmosphere must be as crazy and high-energy as possible. That’s why it is better to Party outdoors DDP style. You cannot Party indoors and do it right without wrecking your house. And Partying in a club means you have to be 19 and spend a ton of money and the atmosphere is controlled and there’s a curfew and you can’t bring props. Once outdoors, the Party is released from these restrictions and can be shared with an unlimited number of new friends and everyone is free to get as wild as possible.
7. ALCOHOL:
People drink a lot at most Parties because most Parties are boring and drinking is therefore necessary to loosen up and have fun. This is due to poor music, dull clothing, lack of props and lame atmosphere; all of which inhibit singing and dancing and living free.
But if the Party is really good, the atmosphere alone will cause people to lose their inhibitions and freak out and drive the energy to ridiculous heights and make it an incredible experience for everyone. Creating a Party like that is very hard to do, but it should be the goal every time.
CONCLUSION:
We have thrown 40 insane Parties across North America, and the participants often numbered in the thousands. There was generally a small police presence keeping an eye on things, but no drinking tickets, fights or any other problems one would expect from such large, wild crowds. That is because the prime objective at a DDP is celebrating life, enjoying music and having fun- not getting drunk and being an idiot.
More than a Party, the DDP has also been a very interesting social experiment; clearly demonstrating that by following the above guidelines, thousands of people of all ages, cultures and social groups can come together to get crazy and celebrate our Divine Programming in our public spaces without causing any trouble. That is why the DDP is also known as “The Party Revolution”. It is a unique force that has the power to overcome negative conditioning and unify and inspire the people of the world in ways never before imagined.
Accordingly, we plan to take the DDP to Every Single Country On The Face Of The Earth and inspire as many people as possible to create their own DDPs and ensure that this becomes an enduring global movement that touches as many lives as possible.
It will all climax in Transnistria, where we will host a Simultaneous World Dance Party, transmitted to everyone in the world at the same time. It will be fun. You are invited.
We are now in the process of registering Partying as an official religion in every single nation on the face of the earth. And we are seeking believers worldwide to join the cause and help us to create the first ever all-singing, all-dancing, all-uniting, all-inclusive, global religious movement. It’s going to be a lot of fun.
Click HERE to learn more and get involved.
Love,
Tom and Gary
Party Missionaries
