THE 50TH EVER DDP- LET’S BLOW THIS SUCKER UP.

The DDP is an Open-Source Party Concept, meaning everyone is free to join up and unleash whatever talents / props / ideas / madness they think will make the Party more fun and crazy for everyone.

Below is more info on DDP#50 – how to partake and contribute:

1. Several meeting points, for those who can’t make the 2:00 start time:
– 2:00 VAG (Vancouver Art Gallery)
– 5:00 Science World
– 7:00 The Playground Underneath the North Side of the Cambie Bridge
– 9:00 Sunset Beach / North Sunset Beach (somewhere around there)

2. Everyone needs to help share our location as we move via the Facebook event page wall and on Twitter, using hashtag #DDP or follow us at @ddpFTW for intermittent location updates and Viddys.

3. We are hoping people will help out with the following things:
-We are looking for somebody to create a mobile BBQ to grill and sell food along the Party route. Contact us for more info if you are interested.

-Please bring any kind of wagons / carts / buggies to help carry malfunctioning boomboxes (that we will bring along with us and fix later).

-Please bring portable sound systems/subwoofers, strobe lights, laser lights, fog machines (we will have some extra FM receivers to lend you can use for the systems :)

-Got some crazy dance / fitness routines and want to lead people in them? Drop us a line or find us at the Party and we will make it happen.

-If you want to livestream the Party, that would be great- drop us a line to coordinate.

-Got some crazy weird talents you want to add to the madness? Stilt walking, unicycle, face painting, backgammon, twister, trampoline, self-mutilation, magic, streaking, beekeeping, recycling, rock tumbling, archery, vacuum cleaning, speed-eating, strongman, whatever. All human pursuits are dumb and hilarious, especially in the thick of a Party- let’s get it on!

4. EXERCISE EQUIPMENT:
This is a Hardcore Workout-themed Party.
We will burn more collective calories in one night than the Biggest Losers do in a season and the universe will implode.

Our mission is to assemble every single piece of exercise equipment ever invented to help you Shed Pounds and Party Harder, including:
-Abcircle
-AbFlex
-Abdominizer
-AbSculptor
-AerobiSlide
-Balance Ball
-BodyBlade
-ButtMaster
-ChestExpander
-DietPills
-Dr.Ho
-Gut Trimmer
-Hula Hoop
-Mannequin
-NordicTrack
-PogoStick
-Richard Simmons
-Sauna Suits
-ShakeWeight
-StairMaster
-StairClimber
-Stationary bicycle
-Stripper Pole
-ThighBuster
-ThighMaster
-Tiger Blood
-Trampoline
-TummyTrimmer
-WheelChair
-Etc!

We request that you locate all of the items above to add to our Fitness Stockpile and together we will create the craziest Fitness Freakout to ever grace the cosmos.

THANKS GUYS- THIS IS GOING TO BE A VERY INTERESTING AFTERNOON.

Love,
Tom and Gary and The Elite Banana Task Force

 

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